THE COMPLETE MUDGE ARTICLES

THE MUDGE ON.....

...Itself

• The Remarkable, Unrepeatable Curmudgeon FAQ
• What We Love And What We Hate
• The Letters Page

...Interviews

• Richard Attenborough
• Mick Foley
• Lee And Herring
• One Minute Silence
• Mark Thomas

...Politics

• A Man, A Woman, A Cigar...
• Who Is Dick Cheney And What Does He Want With Your Babies?
• 20 Politicians That Never Changed The World

...The Media

• Yet Another Slow News Year
• Sex, Death and The Crystal Maze
• A Bluffer's Guide To Chatshow Hosts

...Porn

• Is It Porn Or Is It Erotica: A Twenty-one Step Guide
• Ten Works Of Slash Fiction We'll Never See
• Everything You Already Knew About Internet Pornography But To Which You Were Afraid To Admit
• Fornicating For The Fuhrer: The Strange Truth Of Concentration Camp Porn
• Fake Celebrity Porn Not Seen Here
• The Strange World of Hacked Adult Passwords
• Betty Vs Wilma... in jello

...The Movies

• The Press, The Princess And The Slight Act Of Illegality
• An open letter to Steven Spielberg
• In Defense Of Critics
• Before You Die: Five Must-See Movies
• The AFI List And The Cinematic Canon
• On To A Loser: The Philosophical Failings of Dogma 95

...The Oscars

• English Bigotry in the Oscars
• Oscar And Me
• Oscar 2000

...The Blair Witch Project

• The Myth of The Blair Witch Project
• The Story And The Storyteller
• Hype Or Advanced Word
• The Blair Witch Mythos
• The Power Of Belief
• In Conclusion
• The Film Reviewed
• The Soundtrack Album
• In Summary
• Addendum: Book Of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
• The Sequel Reviewed

...The Phantom Menace

• Introduction
• Part One: So what is a Star Wars anyway
• Part Two: Narrative 101
• Part Three: Fear And Loathing On Tatooine
• Part Four: Bite Me, Fanboy
• Part Five: What George Got Wrong
• Part Six: There's A Point Here Somewhere
• And finally the review...

...Rock'n'Roll

• The churlish A to Z of Rock
• The Guardian Top 100 Albums
• The Bez Phenomenon
• Are you dull enough to be a daytime DJ?
• Why I won't be at Glastonbury
• The worst football songs in the world... Ever!
• Radio 1: Which Nation's Favourite?
• Death to the Spice Girls!
• Why The Spice Girls Are Still Here

...TV

• The truth behind the
• Revamp Eastenders For A Happier World

...Sports

• Brave new World Of Sports
• Of Course The Fix Is In: The Joy Of WWF

...Ingestion

• Alcopops And The Re-invention Of The Cocktail
• Nasty Snacks
• Socrates On Drugs

...Lifstyle Choices

• The Curmudgeon's Self Help Guide
• Long Term Unemployed Or Just A Dilletante?
• Slacking - A Basic Civil Liberty
• Social Engineering Through Suicide Notes

...Childish Things

• Ten Pokemon The World Will Never See
• Tiddlywinks for the terminally dim
• Ten New Designs For Lego

...The Future

• Your future. Please take it with you
• It's Not The End OF The World As We Know It
• Welcome To The New Truth!
• Well, that's knowledge all finished, then

...Just Being A Bastard

• Dennis Leary vs Bill Hicks
• American Slang
• Touret Sydrome
• Shafting Shaftesbury Avenue - A London Visitor's Survival Guide
• 101 Inventions The World Doesn't Need

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